I think something’s wrong with my copy of Duck Hunt.
▲: I POLITEFULLY REQUEST THAT YOU DISCLOSE YOUR IDENTITY POST HASTE.
▼: you walk into your kitchen to see dave tied up naked to a chair
▲: I DON'T HAVE A KITCHEN.
▲: WHAT IS THIS.
▲: WHO ARE YOU.
▲: WHY ARE YOU TIED ONTO A CHAIR.