what are feelings, and why do they, oh what’s the word? BUUUUUURN
- [4/28/12 3: 00:09 AM] Jess: gets in shitting stance
- Jess: im never going to get a boyfriend
- davestriderunicornrider: HAHAHAHAH FUCk
- davestriderunicornrider: i think thats the moment of realization right there
- davestriderunicornrider: "wow i am preparing myself to throw shit at my friend"
- davestriderunicornrider: "maybe im not relationship material in this state"
SCREAMS UNTRUE i didnt know you were on skype i dont see you ARE YOU APPEARING OFFLINE no blame to me I MISS YOU DUMB BUTT
I’M ONLINE RIGHT NOW, DUMBER BUTT
you better hurry though because i have some hot tomato soup and i might just run off with it.
I DIDNT SEE THIS SCREAMS crap im going to message you right now and cross my fingers fuck your hot tomato soup you should be done with that by now