May 2013
29 posts
May 18th
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May 16th
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me: what did you just SAY
jess: i don't know i don't know anymore
jess: poo poo soap
May 16th
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tina: what do you want from me?
me: [singing ] what do you want from me? what do you want from me?
tina: GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP
May 16th
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May 16th
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May 14th
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May 13th
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May 12th
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May 12th
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May 11th
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did you mean [ alternate spelling ] *clicks* [ same results ] 
May 11th
sorryforpartybarackin: *watches infomercial for 17 minutes before realizing its not a regular commercial*
May 10th
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“Stay close to anything that makes you glad you are alive.”
– Hafiz (via pearlkillers)
May 10th
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May 7th
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May 7th
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cornerof5thandvermouth: if you stand in front of a mirror at midnight and say “idjits” three times bobby singer shows up and smacks you upside the back of the head for fooling with ghosts
May 7th
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Avatar Lion: do you ever
Avatar Lion: almost drop something in the toilet
Avatar Lion: like a lot
akirst: and scream
akirst: yes
Avatar Lion: AHAHA
Avatar Lion: like heart attack
Avatar Lion: makes a thousand grabs for it
Avatar Lion: like one of those infommercials of
akirst: yeah like this literal slow motion nooooOOOOO
Avatar Lion: overly incompetent people
akirst: like that one of the guy with the sunglasses
Avatar Lion: INTRODUCING THE TOILET GUARD
akirst: HAHAAH
Avatar Lion: its just
Avatar Lion: videos of you and me
Avatar Lion: struggling to not drop things in the toilet
akirst: standing back and looking really defeated
akirst: if you call now we'll throw in an instruction manual on how to not be a waste of space
Avatar Lion: an EXCLUSIVE offer
akirst: only 19.99$
Avatar Lion: if u call now
Avatar Lion: 1 800 ur a fuckin loser
May 7th
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May 6th
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May 6th
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May 5th
1 note
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May 4th
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May 4th
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May 3rd
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May 2nd
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celend replied to your post: JESS GO TO BED ITS 3AM It was me. I am the guilty party. You should still sleep. <3  ddont u worry about me ill be dandy <3  going to sleep soon anyway hugs your face goodnight
May 1st
3 tags
Anonymous asked: JESS GO TO BED ITS 3AM
May 1st
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eye roll
May 1st
May 1st
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May 1st
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April 2013
38 posts
2 tags
Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 26th
30 notes
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Apr 26th
24 notes
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Apr 25th
990 notes
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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bitchin-blaziken: my hobbies include deleting your shit comments
Apr 21st
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Apr 20th
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Apr 19th
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Apr 19th
14 notes
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Avatar Lion: is that supposed to be chris brown
akirst: HAHAHA WHY
akirst: becus he's black
Avatar Lion: it look like him
Avatar Lion: he chris brown black
Apr 18th
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Apr 15th
58,639 notes
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Apr 15th
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Apr 15th
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soupkittens: old macdonald had a farm E I E I [HEAVY METAL SCREAM] OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Apr 15th
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Apr 15th
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