May 2013
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Friend: What's your type?
Me: Famous or fictional.
i ran into a pole/sign today and also tripped very slowly on goddamn steps
i dont know whats up with me today
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me: what did you just SAY
jess: i don't know i don't know anymore
jess: poo poo soap
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tina: what do you want from me?
me: [singing ] what do you want from me? what do you want from me?
tina: GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP
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sorryforpartybarackin:
*watches infomercial for 17 minutes before realizing its not a regular commercial*
Stay close to anything that makes you glad you are alive.
– Hafiz (via pearlkillers)
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cornerof5thandvermouth:
if you stand in front of a mirror at midnight and say “idjits” three times bobby singer shows up and smacks you upside the back of the head for fooling with ghosts
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Avatar Lion: do you ever
Avatar Lion: almost drop something in the toilet
Avatar Lion: like a lot
akirst: and scream
akirst: yes
Avatar Lion: AHAHA
Avatar Lion: like heart attack
Avatar Lion: makes a thousand grabs for it
Avatar Lion: like one of those infommercials of
akirst: yeah like this literal slow motion nooooOOOOO
Avatar Lion: overly incompetent people
akirst: like that one of the guy with the sunglasses
Avatar Lion: INTRODUCING THE TOILET GUARD
akirst: HAHAAH
Avatar Lion: its just
Avatar Lion: videos of you and me
Avatar Lion: struggling to not drop things in the toilet
akirst: standing back and looking really defeated
akirst: if you call now we'll throw in an instruction manual on how to not be a waste of space
Avatar Lion: an EXCLUSIVE offer
akirst: only 19.99$
Avatar Lion: if u call now
Avatar Lion: 1 800 ur a fuckin loser
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celend replied to your post: JESS GO TO BED ITS 3AM
It was me. I am the guilty party. You should still sleep. <3
ddont u worry about me ill be dandy <3
going to sleep soon anyway
hugs your face goodnight
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Anonymous asked: JESS GO TO BED ITS 3AM
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April 2013
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bitchin-blaziken:
my hobbies include
deleting your shit comments